Bubba and Billy Ray seemed to be going nowhere and decided to go to college. Bubba was the first to register and met with a counselor to determine what courses he should take. It was suggested that he take English, Math and Logic. Bubba said to the counselor, “What’s Logic?”
The Counselor said, “Let’s take an example. Do you own a weed whacker?”
“Yes, said Bubba.”
“Well if you own a weed whacker, then it is logical that you own a house.”
“Right you are counselor. I sure do.”
“And it also seems logical that you are married and are heterosexual.”
“You’re right again Counselor, and her name is Peggy Sue.”
“Do you now understand what I mean by logic?”
“Yes sir, I do. I surely do.”
As he was coming out of the Counselor’s office he met Billy Ray. Billy Ray asked what courses he was taking and Bubba said, “English, Math and Logic.”
“What’s Logic?” asked Billy Ray.
“Do you own a week whacker?” asked Bubba.
“No,” replied Billy Ray.
“You’re queer, ain’t ya.”