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Abe F. March

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PostSubject: Logic - Comedy   Tue Oct 28, 2014 3:46 am

Bubba and Billy Ray seemed to be going nowhere and decided to go to college. Bubba was the first to register and met with a counselor to determine what courses he should take. It was suggested that he take English, Math and Logic. Bubba said to the counselor, “What’s Logic?”
The Counselor said, “Let’s take an example. Do you own a weed whacker?”
“Yes, said Bubba.”
“Well if you own a weed whacker, then it is logical that you own a house.”
“Right you are counselor. I sure do.”
“And it also seems logical that you are married and are heterosexual.”
“You’re right again Counselor, and her name is Peggy Sue.”
“Do you now understand what I mean by logic?”
“Yes sir, I do. I surely do.”

As he was coming out of the Counselor’s office he met Billy Ray. Billy Ray asked what courses he was taking and Bubba said, “English, Math and Logic.”
“What’s Logic?” asked Billy Ray.
“Do you own a week whacker?” asked Bubba.
“No,” replied Billy Ray.
“You’re queer, ain’t ya.”
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PostSubject: Re: Logic - Comedy   Tue Oct 28, 2014 9:54 am

sounds logical to me
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PostSubject: Re: Logic - Comedy   Tue Oct 28, 2014 11:43 am

Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Logic - Comedy   Mon Dec 22, 2014 2:17 pm

Never Force Children To Pray...PRICELESS



At dinner, little Johnny was asked to lead the prayer.

"But I don't know how to pray," he replied.

“Just pray for your family, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc.," said his father.

"Okay”, the boy said."

"Dear Lord,... Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream.

Bless them so they won't come again.

Forgive our neighbour's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.

This coming Christmas please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my Daddy's Blackberry.

And provide shelter for the homeless man who uses Mom's room when Daddy is at work.

AMEN"



Dinner was cancelled.

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